Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!. Andy Rooney
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When we say, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know," we often mean that the key to success is networking and personal connections. Unfortunately, we can also be referring to something else: beauty. We all want to attract the best people and the most beautiful people. And, since beauty fades with age, we can't just settle for older women just because they're pretty.

If that's all we're after, then there's a girl in each of your living rooms right now who'll be 50 in just a few years. But if you really want a trophy wife, look elsewhere.

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